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all these people getting married and havin babies and shit 

me and my boo steady eatin cereal for dinner and watching cartoons

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celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

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I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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timemachineyeah (via balphesian)

heh heh heh

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leafwhirlwind:

Very important

omg stap no u make me cry

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

omg stap no u make me cry

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catceleste:

hey can someone send me some recs for novel-length fics that are specific to my stringent tastes and are completed with an ending i approve of

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"We are used to ignoring our own bodies. “These carrots are too spicy” we complained as a child, only to be told no, they were sweet, that the music wasn’t too loud, nobody can hear lights, what you are experiencing is invalid. We heard: you are invalid. You do not experience the world the same way as everyone else, and therefore, your experience is wrong. You learn to ignore the ever-present pain because nothing can be done about it, but then you have a kidney infection and others get mad at you for not noticing sooner. But why should you trust your body when it is always wrong?"

"Scarred", Kate, Thinking Person’s Guide To Autism (via tiptoetothetardis)

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"Whatever pain achieves, it achieves in part through its unsharability, and it ensures this unsharability through its resistance to language. “English,” writes Virginia Woolf, “which can express the thoughts of Hamlet and the tragedy of Lear has no words for the shiver or the headache.” … Physical pain does not simply resist language but actively destroys it."

Elaine Scarry, The Body in Pain (via fishingboatproceeds)

and here we have the number one reason i don’t write the way i used to. baby steps, but still.

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

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daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

I presume whoever made this has never touched a boob.  Or they have, and they really are that worried that their skeleton set-up might look gay.

boobs with bones in 

BONE TITTIES



SCREAM’N

saxifraga-x-urbium:

stammsternenstaub:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

I presume whoever made this has never touched a boob.  Or they have, and they really are that worried that their skeleton set-up might look gay.

boobs with bones in 

BONE TITTIES

SCREAM’N

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rouge-assassino:

Scarlett Johansson - All time favourite photoshoot (W Magazine)

oh my christ i’m pregnant now

rouge-assassino:

Scarlett Johansson - All time favourite photoshoot (W Magazine)

oh my christ i’m pregnant now

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nobodylovesringostarr:

Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 

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kateordie:

Hands up if you’ve had almost this exact conversation!

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strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

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tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

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katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con

eternally wondering why people on this website know the contents of my soul so explicitly

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